笑话（编程相关）

wsmj

two strings walk into a bar

One says to the bartender "Hi, i want some beerseawotwnaetlkn%#@$^@(#*!*(%^!#(*$^!(#*&%@&#YNASDKLVFNawlfhtwenawjkhtjwnefahweifnawelnfaklwnfklawhyrlawnrf&*^#*(@%
%)U&Q@#%JR{E#RWNME$ITHW$TW$N@
2352q
52abskjbfwe490r5u7wejafawerawefwe"

The other says "Sorry, my freind's not null terminated"


懒得翻译了，因为是编程相关的，就放到这个区了。

Whistler

Hello World !
How the way people code "Hello World" varies depending on their age and job:
High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


First year in College

program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.


Senior year in College

(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))


New professional

#include <stdio.h>

void main(void)
{
  char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
  int i;
  for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
  printf("%s", message);
  printf("\n");
}


Seasoned professional

#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
class string
{
  private:
   int size;
   char *ptr;
  public:
   string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
   string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
   {
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
   }
   ~string()
   {
     delete [] ptr;
   }
   friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
   string &operator=(const char *);
};
                                                                     
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
   return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string:perator=(const char *chrs)
{
   if (this != &chrs)
   {
     delete [] ptr;
     size = strlen(chrs);
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, chrs);
   }
   return(*this);
}
int main()
{
   string str;
   str = "Hello World";
   cout << str << endl;
   return(0);
}


System Administrator

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
main()
{
  char *tmp;
  int i=0;
  /* on y va bourin */
  tmp=(char *)malloc(1024*sizeof(char));
  while (tmp="Hello Wolrd"[i++]);
  /* Ooopps y'a une infusion ! */
  i=(int)tmp[8];
  tmp[8]=tmp[9];
  tmp[9]=(char)i;
  printf("%s\n",tmp);
}

Apprentice Hacker

#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
     while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
         $outfilename = $arg;
         open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
         print (FILE $msg);
         close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
     }
} else {
     print ($msg);
}
1;

Experienced Hacker

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


Seasoned Hacker

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out
Hello, world.


Guru Hacker

% cat
Hello, world.

New Manager (do you remember?)

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


Middle Manager

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D


Senior Manager

% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive

% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

Research Scientist

        PROGRAM HELLO
        PRINT *, 'Hello World'
        END

Older research Scientist

        WRITE (6, 100)
    100 FORMAT (1H ,11HHELLO WORLD)
        CALL EXIT
        END

wsmj

hahahahahahha,
谢谢楼上的，还有吗？

emot

hehe

tarkey

Some jokeful comments in c++ found myself when reading some opensource code:

1,
#ifndef TONY_WRITTEN_AT_2003_5_03
mother ****er, who moves my code.
-Tony
#endif

2,
/*
@@@@@@@DON'T FUCK WITH THESE CODES, IT WORKS@@@@@@
*/

3,
/*
************************
*   Want free pics/movies?   *
*   Please call 01-12345678  *
************************
*/

4,
// Update by John.Carman on 2002-01-03
// Commments:
// Dont worry dudes, I did nothing for this upgrade
// just wanna mark my name in this project

Quest

不太好笑

Quest

？？头没了